The answers to your fashionably perplexing issues:

Behind the great steel and wood doors of the stockrooms in the Corazzo Headquarters, our hero works hard day by day, hammering stylish outfits upon a proverbial anvil of avante-garde yet dapper fashion.

He is the bon ton of the pacific northwest, the sage of dernier cri, crusading with an acid-washed demeanor.

An emodiment of the the laurel wreath, the bandana wrapped tightly, and the embroidered alligator biting at your collar. A fashion savoir-faire among savages.

And now, a daily chronicle of better style-than-you from our beloved, baby boy.

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